It failed to set the episode alight, shall we say?

*claps slowly*

My Universal Translator must have fizzled out for a moment there! Thaan, my dear Trust Me I'm a Doctor - and what a Thaan!

My dear Electric Dragon, I don't believe I can truthfully say it's either.

I maintain that I'm an excellent judge of occasion, Spicoli. Kanars for everyone!

Ah, he wouldn't have appreciated it anyway. Those Vorta, all they'll ever drink is berry juice!

I am being completely sincere when I say that I enjoyed the use of 'hypnospray'; a descriptor of near-Cardassian poetic eloquence since that's precisely what it does. Iloja of Prin wishes he'd thought of that one, my dear Zack! When I get around to marketing my 'Flirty Cardassian' range of fragrances, I assure you all…

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The fruits of your rappin' ways are far from bitter, RJS!

Whenever the Great Material Continuum is discussed, I’m always reminded of the time I myself (a humble waitress with a lack of Ferengi-sized lobes) attempted to navigate those fickle, choppy waters. I’d recently concluded a dalliance with a handsome Benzite officer, which ended swiftly but not poorly after certain…

That's perhaps the most revealing moment, for me. There was a nasty splinter on that ladder. Would have been the perfect excuse to climb back down, a lacerated hand. Blackadder notices it, has the idea - and doesn't follow through on it. For once, Baldrick stumbled across a genuinely cunning plan - but it can't be the…

I may or may not be familiar with said work.

Oh, you know how it is - you need to be able to write your name on a napkin, sign baseballs, all those everyday situations where it might come in useful!

It, er, has been known to happen.

That's what they all say.

I'd ask if the venerable Admiral might be tempted out by some kanar, but…

I often use confusing Earth-style letters, as now. The problem is that they all look alike!

I'd serve drinks there any day.

I endorse this idea wholeheartedly.

I've served drinks for several ambassadors before, and generally found them very pleasant people. The one common feature I've noticed is that they've all seemed a little distracted. I suppose when you've the responsibilities of the job weighing on you at every social function, your mind must often be momentarily…