I, uh, I know of no such program, and it certainly hasn't been used about eighty times in the last month. P.S. I'd love to try An Evening With Elim Garak if you have it?…

I'll raise a glass to that!

One can hardly count a little dom-jot as a sport, anon_user! Sometimes I think those Nausicaans take no other exercise. I did forego mentioning any Cardassian sports, largely because their superior nature is so self-evident it would be gauche of me to mention them at all. Needless to say, team sports comprise the…

Enjoy yourself, my dear Valar Florist!

How many times have I heard that tired old excuse, Zeta Kai? However, I too would like to see that particular game. Maybe if I leave a trail of sand-peas leading to the holomat…

No, not my voles! Uh, is what someone might say.

Shhhhh! Do you want a visit from the Eff-See-Ahy?

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This is an embarrassment of musical riches, today! My dear Chico, your special Brain and Nerve Kanar is waiting. Just mind your head…

I'll raise my glass to upredictable / trick to pull, my dear RJS.

As long as we're picnicking, could someone pass the yamok sauce?

I do love the sight of all those stoic Vulcans in their drab baseball uniforms, but I'm certainly a firm believer that inter-species sporting events should be avoided on general principle. While many may assume that I speak from a purely rational, practical perspective regarding different endurance levels or differing…

Not just constipated, my dear Zeta Kai - but were I to elaborate any further, I would likely become quite incandescent.

I like yours better than mine, my dear anon-user! Your kanar is on the house.

Gagh with feet / It's a gagh buffet / My gagh crawled away - that's okay

A bit of everything! It's a gagh buffet!

Because once we'd run out of jumja sticks, we were left with the gagh.

You can have a kanar.

Once you go grey, you can't stay away.

What?! I simply won't hear of such nonsense.