Just about any Cardassian, really.

Have a kanar to enjoy with your next re-read! Don't worry; it'll keep.

There are always good bottles, my dear Meander!

And that's just claustrophobia. You don't even want to know what happens to us when we get vertigo.

Oh, I see how it is. A Cardassian engages in such behaviour, he's the undisputed villain of the piece. A Human engages in such behaviour? Captain of the Enterprise!

I couldn't quite follow it when they all fell into that time portal and aged eighteen years, though.

Why would anybody waste time panning for worthless gold? We'd need a few eyedroppers-full of latinum to make things interesting!

My dear Buckaroo, I can hardly give credit to such assessments when you'd scarcely know good service if it tipped a bottle of kanar over your head while announcing it as the most suitable and efficient delivery system!

And very fetchingly too, I might add!

…five Bajoran earrings?

Somebody better get on that!

It makes things very awkward when you're getting changed at the end of a shift and you find a few handfuls of gravel pouring out of your top.

There's no better way than to take just a little offense, my dear Zeta Kai! How else is a prospective suitor to know that their efforts have managed to make an impact on the iron self-discipline that one has built up over the years? A snapping rejoinder is only proper reciprocation, and so in that vein - you could…

At least Cardassia's beats the Dominion's!

Now Cardassian policy, that's a very different story. You didn't see any prophets or Q hanging around Cardassia Prime, that's for sure.

A Bolian barber, a Klingon security chief, a Horta swimming-instructor, a Cardassian lawyer, a troupe of Vulcan actors…

I've got quatloos coming out of my ears!

"Absolutely. I'd enjoy nothing more. I do believe I've seen some very sharp designs recently that might put them in a far more receptive mood."

My favourite was the one where due to a shuttle accident Kira played surrogate host to the symbiont!

One root beer, nice and bubbly, just the way you'll like it!