I'll admit, it's not my first choice of snack, but I do find life infinitely more enjoyable when one is open to new cultures and experiences. If only more humans discovered the joys of lying on incredibly warm rocks, I'm quite certain it could only prove beneficial to the species.

I'll just leave this here, along with your kanar:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Mmmm, I'd heavily criticize his eating habits! Yeah. You heard me.

Don't do that, Automocar! I almost dropped my tray!

You deserve a kanar for that one, Electric Dragon!

Perfection simply comes a little more easily to us than to most.

Jumja-Juice So I took a date to the replimat before our holosuite reservation, but we quickly decided to stop by the Jumja-Juice stand for a little all-natural Bajoran refreshment instead of settling for that replicated riding-hound-fodder. The selection was adequate, and the service efficient. The juice itself was…

And yet, there's never one present when you really, really need one.

Hard to flog kanars in a ghost town. Sometimes I can manage, though. Kanars bring all the military officers to the yard, don't you know!

I suspect the Slug-o-cola consortium are counting on it!

I'll admit to being in two minds about it, my dear Buckaroo. While I did cover Facebook in my Introduction to Human Culture module at the Institute of State Hospitality (so I understand the theory), I'm not quite sure about getting an account for myself. I suppose if Morn is getting on and regaling you all with…

I'll certainly hope not! I wouldn't be able to live with myself, inducing new perspectives on such garbage. However, I would pride myself on helping anybody achieve a semblance Cardassian loquaciousness through judicious drinking - so I suppose it all works out, in the end!

Where's Chancellor Gowron when you need him? Maybe if I lay out a trail of bloodwine tankards… well, in the absence of any official recognition from the Klingon Government, welcome! We can work on your kanar-appreciation skills.

I've never run into the feeling myself, though I certainly appreciate your meaning. Your kanar is on the house, as always, my dear Kerys.

In a sense, they were all Piggy?

My dear Zillno, are you quite certain you won't be persuaded to try a hot fish juice? It has quite the savoury aroma, I assure you. Still, if you're set on a kanar, one can hardly argue it's an indicator of good taste. Enjoy!

Not again!…

My dear anon-user, there's hope for you yet. Here's a Warp Core Breach, extra misty. To good business - and making the most of discussing dire episodes!

Alright, my dear Yuri, you've convinced me. The next time I'm putting my feet up after carrying bloodwine-laden trays to the raucous warriors pondering whether that icoberry juice will go straight to their thighs, I'm going to look that one up.

Well, I'm not getting the holosuite mop.