Hopefully some other company jumps to get him. He seems pretty bright.

Something tells me Aran is going to do just fine without this internship. Actually, Facebook probably would have just held him back from his true potential.

I really shouldn't be making these expressions at my desk.

For me it’s not about living or dead. That would be silly. It’s more about not killing more complex beings and specially not the way we treat them here in this country. If lab grown meat becomes viable I may give it a shot.

Good for you, Caitlin! And good on Jezebel for continuing to give you a platform to speak out in your own words.

For some people “judging” might as well be right up there with “shooting” and that conversation would often have a different conclusion.

Me too man. Especially when he mentioned the roaring sound that looms around you. That book fucked me up for about a week.

Very interesting read, but now I’ll have to get drunk to fall asleep tonight.

Those cables...

Emma Stone.

I was yelling at my friends “HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT EXPLODING WITH JOY? THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FUTURE!”

Because horses aren’t trying to get faster the way humans are. Horses aren’t like awake in the stable at night like “shit I need to push my body to the limit! Do something no horse has ever done before! You’re going down, Secretariat!” They’re just like “what the fuck why are we running?”

How Android Is Becoming The New Windows

That is a $200 vibrator. It deserves that display.

I only hide them I think because idiots will go Ooooh she’s bitchy cos she’s bleeding profusely from her vagina. And then I’ll have to stab them. And hospitals are really reluctant to hire you if you stab enough people without orders to do so.

I hide all my deepest darkest secrets in my tampon. I know they’ll be safe from prying maneyes in there.

I think it’s a great idea because fuck your regressive sexual mores.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.