Good for you, Caitlin! And good on Jezebel for continuing to give you a platform to speak out in your own words.

Me too man. Especially when he mentioned the roaring sound that looms around you. That book fucked me up for about a week.

Very interesting read, but now I’ll have to get drunk to fall asleep tonight.

Those cables...

Emma Stone.

I was yelling at my friends “HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT EXPLODING WITH JOY? THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FUTURE!”

Because horses aren’t trying to get faster the way humans are. Horses aren’t like awake in the stable at night like “shit I need to push my body to the limit! Do something no horse has ever done before! You’re going down, Secretariat!” They’re just like “what the fuck why are we running?”

That is a $200 vibrator. It deserves that display.

I only hide them I think because idiots will go Ooooh she’s bitchy cos she’s bleeding profusely from her vagina. And then I’ll have to stab them. And hospitals are really reluctant to hire you if you stab enough people without orders to do so.

I hide all my deepest darkest secrets in my tampon. I know they’ll be safe from prying maneyes in there.

I think it’s a great idea because fuck your regressive sexual mores.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

This is one of the best mic drops I’ve ever read.

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

Becasue the balls go to the refs to be checked and then the officals are supposed to adjust the pressure if it is over/under. So really nothing illegal happened here...Which is why their conclusion makes no sense.

David Willis of Shortpacked! has explained this better than I ever could: