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I’m 5’4”. My husband is 6’5”. We bought our bed specifically because it’s exactly his pelvis height. Just saying — shop wisely.

I know the NFL rulebook is long and long-winded as fuck, but I did not expect to see the word “disconcert” in it. I interpret this to mean the inside linebackers can’t make eerie howling noises at the opposing center in the hope of making him shit all over himself and his quarterback’s hands.

For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

At my last job, a male writer was making 15k more than I was. He was busted plagiarizing TWICE and not fired. I also wrote twice the volume he did. I brought it up to my boss and was told to “focus on my own work.”

That’s the best kind of feminist. One whose interests have nothing to do with the feminist movement but just plain fair treatment of everybody including those who happen to be female.

I’m sorry. It probably doesn’t mean much coming from some rando on the internet but I’m so so sorry. You're absolutely right about this shitshow too. Fuck Jared. Fuck Subway. Fuck ANY human being who could do that to a child or allow it to happen. Fuck em’ all. At any rate I hope things are better for you. I hope you…

Instead they have ice girls.

I’m delighted!

“Here’s your non-negoitable contract offer. Just remember, that free education can’t have classes that conflict with your football, and we’re going to provide limited health insurance and no economic rights. If you take ANY money from anyone on the side from someone willing to pay you for the image you generate (and…

I just want a proper mindfuck. And yet this is so utterly and completely impossible to find...

The name “Football Butt” still kills me every time. Perfect.

Purposely trolling a practice for a fake thing that probably won’t matter to begin with needs to be known as ‘Trumping”.

‘Who has two thumbs and wants you to step on their nuts in high heels? THIS GUY!"

Good for you, Caitlin! And good on Jezebel for continuing to give you a platform to speak out in your own words.

Me too man. Especially when he mentioned the roaring sound that looms around you. That book fucked me up for about a week.

Very interesting read, but now I’ll have to get drunk to fall asleep tonight.

Those cables...

Emma Stone.

I was yelling at my friends “HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT EXPLODING WITH JOY? THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FUTURE!”