A brain-damaged poor lottery winner dipped in YSL cologne.

Rex: You really put your foot in my mouth, there, rook!

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

a recent spate of profiles and reports about National Policy Institute president Richard Spencer are positively devoted to elaborate descriptions of his sophisticated tastes and expensive clothes.

SC’s D-line upset about the Tigers’ O-line constant ‘Cock-blocking techniques.

I’m just going to start a whole list of news items titled “Things We Should Have Seen Coming” and this is going right at the fucking top. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, I’m not even surprised by this.

You gotta LOVE the balls of this piece of shit, asshole that represents the WORST the universe has ever had to offer...EIGHT YEARS...EIGHT FUCKING YEARS!!!!!

Sounds like someone’s gunning for a cabinet position.

Given that his entire rise to power has been borne on the wings of Murphy’s Law, I’m giving it good odds.

And it being Buffalo...

Excellent job by the referee to avoid illegal touching.

They always look great. All of them.

Liam Gallagher

Couple of things:

He’s yelling that people should come see him play bass in the best Molly Hatchet tribute band in Northern Ohio.

Well fuck all this

Yeah, if Borat would wear it, no one else should.