Sorry guys (not sorry), but this video comes over horribly smug. "I proudly tell everyone I have never, ever, seen an episode of high rated show X but know absolutely that it is a) shit and b) nobody watches it". Sound reasoning there.

Yeah, like that middle aged man Henrietta Lange of NCIS:LA, played by Linda Hunt,

I think this may have been my favourite line (and delivery) of the entire season: "I can tell by your moustache that you're a man of importance and not to be trifled with."