He was a tv presenter for years - TFI Friday was his main show, plus Don’t Forget Your Toothbrush, and had his own tv production company. I know it makes a better story to present him as a radio dj who has no right to be on tv, but he’s very well qualified. Plus he’s a total petrolhead.

Aargh, bloody hell. Reading comprehension 101, Aimée. She didn’t say she fought the librarian. She said it was made by a librarian. Sheesh, pay me half what Aimée’s on and I’ll still turn in better copy.

Hopefully he didn’t get stuck and took a short squiggle to the water: the Napier aquarium is by the sea. I mean, right on the beach. It’s fab.

Madam, if you please. First vehicle I ever drove was a Series 3.

Isn’t that a Series Land Rover rather than a Defender?

Bob is chanelling Leigh Bowery, London-based Australian post-punk / New Romantic icon from the 1980s:

Here he is, doing the final day, where he ran two marathons back-to-back. (He had to miss a marathon day earlier on as he was hospitalised briefly, so had to run two in a day to make it up).

Here he is, doing the final day, where he ran two marathons back-to-back. (He had to miss a marathon day earlier on as he was hospitalised briefly, so had to run two in a day to make it up).

Can I put in a word for Eddie Izzard’s recent stunning charity fundraising - he just (like, last week) finished running 27 marathons in 27 days in hot, hot South Africa, to raise money for Sport Relief (an offshoot of Comic Relief). The man is a legend, with the biggest heart. And fabulous nails.

I’ll translate that into British for you, seeings as they’re in the UK: You know they were all last-minute hen party presents bought at Asda.

Um, no need for the snitty [sic], Bobby. If the tweeter uses Commonwealth English they are perfectly correct - practise is the verb, practice the noun. Not everyone on twitter is American, you know.

Don’t be afraid! Swimming is wonderful - it’s the closest we’ll ever get to flying unaided. Embrace the blue!

He put his camera on it and was using it as a tripod. Not hiding.