The two Instagram photos were upsetting me, so I merged them together.

so much touche!

fuck you +1

You came to the right place then.

Texans receiver Andre Johnson has spent lots of money on toys for local kids in protective services' care for eight straight years.

DeAndre Hopkins just entered the same store and got 4x the toys for 1/4 the money.

Me: Yeah so they might have two, 'One True Champions'

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

This game is fun: "Virtual Insanity" by Jamiroquai x "Brick" by Ben Folds Five... fuck, I got Mr. Brightside.

If rose would have done that he would be out for three weeks

I really like this. It's even told in "old wisecrack Jewish" voice.

No, no fish on the boat. I can't handle all the goddamn flopping.

Ketchup beats Mustard every time!