You cant (and shouldn’t!) stop them from falling off of stuff.

God forbid we use nuclear.

Because hey, nobody’s gonna bat a eye when the Federal Government starts using bombs on its own citizens? Nope, imnotyourbruh will just be sitting there, nodding sagely. “I’m sure he deserved it. Our government can do no wrong. They’re only here to protect us. Gosh...my neighbor sure has been acting funny, saying that…

Personally, I’d rather have the well-made campaign. I’ll sink “dozens” of hours into a game, but by “hundreds” I’ve probably moved on.

Because he has no idea how to enjoy a single-player game, and if he can’t enjoy something then to hell with everybody else?

“We’ve changed the name of the browser from ISIS to the much less offensive ‘al-Qaeda.’”

New unlockable! See Aeris die in every scene!

“It’s a MOBA!”

No, it’s just that if you’re white and male, your input is no longer useful. But by God, we’d better keep spending our money, amirite?!?!

I think the appropriate response is “Shut up and take my money!”

Everyone’s a social activist as long as they can be SEEN being a social activist.

Those who feel the need, the need for speed...need not apply.

Meh. I use AdBlock. I skip ads on my DVR. I mute ads when I’m watching live TV or I have to sit through them on my PC.

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I’m sure the people of the red state love having you.

Hey, at least 10% of the population of male jets loves having a condom jammed in their air intake.

Eh. The Feels are near zero for me. The “choice” was “you either hit these civilians with white phosphorus (you monster) or you quit playing this game you just spent money on.” That’s a terrible choice. Better would have been “you can take the easy way out and WP the civilians, or you can work through an incredibly…

“Take particular note of the insinuations that sexism, racism, and classism are overblown in today’s society.”

That’s one heck of a tough stormtrooper to laugh off a lightsaber strike. I think Generic Jedi #2731 better swap out the AAs in his weapon.

I relax the diaphragm, and that stops the hiccups. I get one, relax the muscle, and that’s it. Done. Neat trick, amazes my friends, irritates my wife to no end.