It’s amazing how he thinks he’s some 35 year old smooth talker at a hotel bar swirling a martini but he’s that old, sweaty grandpa in the dark, seedy bar staring at you from across the room, creepy smiling while holding a Natural Ice.
Flip it on the side like the French people do
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Why does someone like David Bowie die in their 60s and KFC gobbling fat fuck Donald get 10 more years on him?
How is it possible for a 71 year old man to have ZERO social graces???
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He is the best part of the show. Every episode Jared says something so amazingly weird that I shriek with laughter. But then in last weekend’s episode when he snapped at Richard, he was so good at being heartbroken and disappointed, it was beautiful. Zach Woods totally deserves a best supporting actor nomination.
No, Jared is the best part of Silicon Valley.
I thought he only played an asshole on Silicon Valley but no, he really is an asshole. He seems hell-bent on destroying his career.
I waffle on TJ Miller, he can absolutely seem insufferable but he is a funny guy. I’ve listened to a few of his interviews on Pete Holmes’ (also insufferable but sometimes funny) podcast and he comes off as annoying but intelligent and it’s very confusing for me. I want to like him but I think he’s trying to make me…
This is how careers should die. No graciousness at all.
“Good Americans don’t use wheel chairs, good patriotic Americans drag themselves around on their callused hands and don’t complain about needing basic things to live.”
Every day I go to my mailbox, lookin’ for my Soros check and I get nuttin’!
The optics of pulling people from their wheelchairs is simply staggering in its awfulness. Yet Trump supporters (who will undoubtedly be affected in large numbers) will put on their stupid MAGA hats and cheer Donnnie on, while he simultaneously pushes their heads deeper into a shit-filled trench.
‘Dana is off tonight. He was murdered, then set on fire, while celebrating his birthday’ will never not be funny.
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Thinking about this one gets me through emotional moments, such as “Taps” at my grandfather’s funeral. It’s unclear from this version, but there’s a cockroach on the floor.
