“Jon Hamm’s penis is about the size of an obese hamster.”

Did you know scallops can swim??

This made me stay late last night, so great to see them together, Sam and John are currently killing it, but Stephen is good too, I loved when Jon addressed the FCC complaint, he refuses the idea that a comedian should be held in the same standards as a politician. 

It is also worth noting that Lavrov is named in the Russian dossier the FBI is (was?) investigating, as someone who was actively involved :) Page 28.

God, CAN THEY PLEASE STOP BRINGING UP THE FUCKING CAMPAIGN UNLESS IT HAS TO DO WITH HOW THEY COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA TO WIN IT?

She was great today.

She utterly destroyed Ted Cruz, which was satisfying to watch. Evidently Harvard Law and Princeton can’t teach their students common sense.

She kicked Cruz’s ass when he tried to do the classic Republican deflect onto “But Hillary’s emails!” and schooled him on the Constitution. Then he slunk away in shame.

That’s how “they” will save money on healthcare. Everybody is too scared to go to the doctor since there will be a record of pre-existing conditions. If you go to a doctor early to avoid consequences, you can’t afford insurance. So you don’t go for checkups for fear of being labeled.

I personally know about a guy who didn’t have insurance because my stupid state didn’t expand Medicaid. He ignored the signs of being pretty sick because his only option was the ER and he’d already been there a lot recently and couldn’t afford it.

I watched the original interview and the article leaves out that all of this was said in a very light-hearted and facetious manner. He wasn’t seriously complaining about not being recognized. He was joking about it. I have fairly neutral opinions regarding Bacon but the article sort of misrepresents the interview.

Look at that Jesus-y bitch wearing her cross as if she is not acting in direct contravention of Jesus’s teachings.