Nothing like a plagiarized PhD dissertation to add to your resume. 

But it left her computer monitor a goddamn mess.

It begins:

“How is this real life?” will never not be an appropriate response to anything that happens for the next four years. Fuck. Fuck.

He is a fullblown lunatic. On twitter, Ashley Feinberg is doing a fantastic job of describing the space between the first tweet about Brennan’s statement and the second tweet. Something like 13 minutes...to complete one thought. This would mean on average he spends like an hour and change crafting 5 tweets.

I was excited to vote for Hillary, too, even though I voted for Bernie in the primary. And I’m old enough to be a Millennial’s mom.

This is a bit embarrassing, but I was so psyched the morning of the election, knowing that I was going to go vote for one of my biggest heroes and the first female POTUS (sob) that I listened to Katy Perry on my walk to and from my polling place. I had “Roar” on repeat, and I felt so great.

I went Bernie in the primary but that was REALLY early (I had to mail in from out of state) and I was pissed at him by the end of January. I also liked Clinton just fine all the while. Also a millenial, also constantly called a shill, paid off, yadda yadda.

And it’s fucking time women run things for a bit I say.

My wife and I took our 7- and 4 (now 5)-year old daughters with us to the polling place that morning so they could be with us to vote for a woman. We were excited.

I was so excited. I took a picture of my filled-out ballot and went and bought a bottle of bubbly to celebrate.

As a woman, I was so excited. I took my time staring at my ballot. I picked my fancy pen. So exciting and empowering moment.

only if you’re cool being led by women!

I was so excited to vote for her I teared up!

In a Michael Jackson sing song voice: youuu are not aloooone.

I was really excited to vote for Hillary, too. I even voted for her in the primary (and I’m a millenial, gasp!)

I had the good fortune early in my career to have some fantastic women as my supervisors and mentors, so that’s never been an issue for me.

Legit tho, fuck Jonathan Chait. This was the weirdest TwitRant I’ve seen an adult make in a while. I hope he chokes on his self-importance.