“we base those electoral college votes on states, rather than on population”

The rift occurred when the reporters threw down their one dollar bills in appreciation for the dancers and Trump’s team went around picking them up on orders from Cheeto Voldemort himself. “Sorry, we aren’t being reimbursed for expenses anymore,” they explained sheepishly.

If there was only a way to get her on the Supreme Court bench...

Even if you don’t know Spanish, contra is used as a prefix in English. It still means “against” or “opposite of.”

I saw this earlier today and it gave me my single biggest (non-hysterical) laugh of this cycle.

Look at that light in his eyes! He’s too excited to even think straight! Should he spend it on arcade games, or penny candy? Arcade games, or penny candy?!?! Choices!!!

True story: my mom and I went to Nova Scotia and PEI a couple years ago to go on a big Anne tour. We drove around, actually took a carriage ride around the literal Lake of Shining Waters that was LMM’s inspiration, wandered through the house that was the inspiration for Green Gables... it was fuggin’ MAGICAL, man. We…

Marilla Cuthbert will always Colleen Duhurst for me too. She was an amazing actress.

Remember when Matthew MacConaughey thanked himself, his past self and his future self, and no one else? Why are we not still mocking that? That speech deserved actual scorn.

These are the Anne’s I know I know, these are the Anne’s I know. Anne Shirley... er, well... that’s all I got :/

It was ok but not as good as the original movies. I really feel for these adaptions because I think a lot of things came together with that series that just can’t be reproduced. From actors/actresses to writing to filming in PEI the first two movies were just magic. No one can play Marilla Cuthbert the way Colleen…

I just want to know who they dared to cast as replacements for these guys.

UGH that dress was gorgeous she should have worn it anyway. Instead now every time I think about Anne’s Oscar I think about how bad the darting was on that Prada dress.

No one can ever replace Megan Follows. If I’m not un-greyed for this truth bomb alone, there is no justice in the world.

My good friend from college had smoked pot with her once because HER bestie happened to have Hathaway as a roommate when Hathaway was doing the college thing post princess diaries. And she said she was so nice and real and funny and self-deprecating. When all the hathahating started, I couldn’t get my friends very…

They should move it to January 20th 2017. Not like he won’t be free that day.

I’ve returned to read this gem 6 times and am fucking in tears.....which makes it a bit awkward as I’m at a coffee shop and people are staring but I just can’t help it....

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

He’s a national treasure. Love that guy.