Princess Leia and Ripley were my brunette heroines in a vast sea of vapid 80's blondes. Anyone who can’t understand what they meant for girls of a certain generation can go jump in a lake.

Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go light candles for the continued health and safety of Sigourney Weaver and Betty White.

On the flip side, we get sunburned so very easily.
The struggle is real!

I think I missed the vast majority of wealth line, where do I get in on that?

Twitter is going to destroy us all.

That soul patch is giving me creepy touchy-professor vibes.