Alcoholic: a person suffering from a condition when a person ingests [alcohol and] the continued use/act of which becomes compulsive and interferes with ordinary life responsibilites such as work, relationships or health.

Still lost...please enlighten

Had forgotten about that, fair enough.

No snark here: The fact that ‘Recommended Stories’ shows 18 [EIGHTEEN] articles is a magnificent tribute to Deadspin. Good work.

People are going to correct you. Don’t worry though - people are awful.