Comment #1... Sniff...I couldn’t be prouder... Comment #2- damn you!...damn you all to hell!

One thing that gets overlooked, in my opinion, is that if you or a family member becomes ill and needs long term care and medications you will go broke anyway. Your “high quality” health insurance won’t mean shit.

Two more months?...I... can’t.... wait...

Blue can pop!

I’m saying it now... just cancel the olympics..shit storm a brewin....

Esoteric as hell...but genuinely funny...

Don’t cry for me...I’m already dead...

Don’t cry for me...I’m already dead...

Please...please.... someone have video of the kid getting smoked by the foul ball at the end of the cub game tonight...

This is all the protein I could possibly need...

Are you a stupid asshole?

My old plate...

Whisky bettor sez ow!

Ima say gearbox like a motherfucker...

That...Is.... Marvelous...

He looks like the damn Grinch...

Speedway bill?

Nice....I don’t give a damn about the NBA, but I might start rootin’ for the jazz...

Cali cat...The alley cat...

Hell’s yes....PSU over osu all day and night...