Chicago coaches: Dennis stay as far away from the ball as possible until a shot goes up. Then go get the rebound.

An Eagles fan as in the band or the team?

Brandon Phillips is #4 on the list. Must not be in Cincinnati

Susan’s mom perhaps should have been more specific when she told her before she left for the night, “If you meet a guy, make sure you use protection.”

Moist is happy Stafford’s finally getting some love. She’s tired of her sister Soiled constantly shitting on him.

Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Star for mid-eighties Guinnes Book reference.

Nice article you have there.

Darryl Strawberry reacted this way when he had a semi-colon.

Because you punch up, not down.

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

One down, the entire population of Brooklyn to go...

The NFL is a better place when Marshawn Lynch is there.

Very close, but the correct reaction from a Boston fan is “I just hope we get through this series without getting embarrassed so badly that it affects next season.”

I’m one of those Cs fans who yesterday afternoon, chatting by the water cooler, threw out the “Ya know, Jae Crowder is pretty solid physically, he could give LeBron some difficulty” theory.

Somewhere Odibe McDowell is smiling

I love that you called him humorless when you’re the one not getting the VERY OBVIOUS joke. And A+ for bringing politics into a completely apolitical thread. Dipshits like you ruin the reputation for us liberals everywhere

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot