Microdosing is ingesting small doses of LSD or psilocybin (AKA: magic mushrooms). Doing so on a regular regimine supposedly improves emotional well being, clears the head and (even more supposedly) improves creativity. I’ve never micro dosed, but having enjoyed psychedelics I can see where the logic comes from. I’ve…

You could’ve hit “Cancel” instead of “Publish” and nobody ever would’ve known.

Can’t answer that without seeing the van.

Huh, LeBron carries them on his back during dance routines too.

Ask him to head outside for lawful purposes, he’ll never see it coming.

That asshole who used to yell “mashed potatoes” after every tee shot on TV doesn’t seem quite as stupid now...

I’m not going to take mine back. I have never hit my breakfast longer or straighter.

even though he’s been an NFL MVP who led the Panthers to a 15-1 record ..

But if Sinbad was your secret service agent, well, I don’t have to tell you the hijinks that would ensue...

It’s cool man. Me too. I just friended you on MyFace. It’s a dry erase board at my office.

“Serves him right. Never take your eyes off those mother fuckers. Not for a second.”
-Jimmy Carter

Dude won the push-rim race.

I’mma let you finish but

Falling in line every time JUST MOVES THE FUCKING LINE.

Counter counterpoint: he has made all his legal remedies more valuable and effective by raising the stakes.

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

everyone loves a little loose ball on loose ball action

I remember an era when men were men and short were shorts. None of this down past their knees crap these candyass kids wear today. On a hot day it wasn’t uncommon to see the bottom of your ball sac peeking out. Did we complain? Hell no! Even if it meant that diving for a loose ball often resulted in tearing your…

Fire Blatt!

Replacing your top guy with a total amateur is now the thing that America does with its most important jobs.