Fuck off with this shit, please.

Counterpoint: 140 characters or GTFO. If you can’t pare it down for the platform it doesn’t mean that you have necessary ideas which require excess space; it means you’re bad at Twitter (which is a dumb platform, itself). Paste a thesis and shortened link (to your blog or goatse, whatever the mood calls for) like a…

This is either amazing unintentional irony, or hall of fame satire.

Because I’m against killing anybody, and I’m specifically against allowing the state to kill people.

For me, it’s because no system of conviction is perfect and you can’t undo executing someone, but you can set a prisoner who was wrongly convicted free. Even if a case feels cast iron, you have to allow for the possibility that at some point it might be overturned. Also, it’s not as if life in prison is a bundle of…

Thank you for this answer. I oppose the death penalty, but I’ve always wondered how they can never seem to be able to do it humanely, given all the humane euthanasia of animals at vets. Now I’ve got my answer!

Nearly the entire GOP - that’s the zombie apocalypse we’ve been warned about. It’s obvious they’re eating brains - of their supporters.

Written with the wasteful petulance of a sibling copulater incapable of the consumption of any significant quantity of any alcoholic beverage without finding themselves domiciled within the hold cells allocated to the local bottle covey.

Or to quote Herger the Joyous in reference to why that reply made me laugh hard…

Aren’t you running late for a cross burning, Trumpanzee?

Hey I want everyone in the next administration dead; all of them. They are one of the most poisonous, evil collection of wasted genetic material in human history; and the world would be better without them.

And I’m in Ireland so he can screen cap me all he fucking wants; he has no power here, or anywhere else. He…

I would rather stab myself in the eyes to see or even think about that.

Thank you SO much - since they’re gutting Social Security, Federal prison is my only option for retirement.

Soon...

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Her one eye already gave up the ghost, might as well go full on haunted baby doll at this point.

This GIF will represent me for the next 4 years.

“Well, okay, but were we so concerned about the hours and hours and hours spent on the golf course of the current president.” Um yes, literally any time he used the restroom, Republicans screamed at the top of their lungs he was wasting time that should have been devoted to something more important. The irony is since…

It feels like every time this woman speaks a lie comes out. Jesus Christ.

She is tied with Ann Coulter for cunt of the century.