“What’s new” - my least favorite question. It’s like, “I don’t know, my fucking cat killed another mouse in the house this week. And the other one kicked shit out of the catbox onto the carpet. Fuck. What’s new for you?”

“Hipster” Neo-Nazis deserve everything that is the opposite of love. Things like scorn, hatred, and guilt-free fantasies of awful things happening to every single one of them

People like this think it’s “funny” and “cute” and “edgy” to do the Nazi salute. They need to crack open a history book... and then take that book and shove it up their fucking ass because no amount of education will make them see the light. These people don’t deserve my love, sorry.

I see no reason to give shitstains like this the benefit of the doubt. They had a chance. And they voted for Trump. That was their chance and they fucked it up.

Her face makes me sad inside.

Yep. The People want blood and they shall get it.

Isn’t rural America under President Joffrey Trump already covered with shows like Game of Thrones?

I’m already so sick of this idea that if I don’t drive a pickup truck and my job doesn’t involve bending sheet metal, I’m not a real American.

Duck Dynasty is airing its final season right now. They announced it a couple of weeks ago; it was a family decision. (Source: I live in DD territory.)

With a crystal candy dish filled with solidified “Pep-o-mints” on top of a huge console TV.

It’s not bad enough that the networks cater to “middle america” which is ridiculous, the #1 show is still NCIS with 20m viewers. Now we have to cater to “rural america”? How stupid are we in this country. Isn’t the point of watching shows to get out of your daily life and see something different and inspire you to be…

And completing the lineup for ABC’s Clodhopper Thursdays...

Trump supporters can’t tell the difference between Rosie O’Donnell and Rosanne Barr, so no.

Keeping Up With The KKK - Tuesdays at 2:30PM

Is this seriously going to be an entertainment trend now? Catering to the Trump masses that Hollywood supposedly forgot? YUCK. CBS is already on top of it:

I don’t know if my father supports Trump or not, because I haven’t spoken to him or my mother in 5 years, for reasons that predict the high likelihood that they are Trump supporters.

Don’t you know? Ignoring those lumps makes them go away.

My paternal genetic donor who is a trump supporter loves going on about the articles he reads on Facebook like they are the holy grail of knowledge.

“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away. The media has to hop on everything and it’s wrong.”