Not ALL ghost pimps.

Get in line sister. Stef is the original hate-fuck.

When I get my time machine running, I’m coming for you, 1985 James Spader.

There’s video of the incident, filmed by another woman across the street.

the baddddddest bish

I’m a straight male, and I’m pretty sure that this moment is the most physically attracted i’ve ever been to a woman.

Peggy’s swagger while walking down the hall (sunglasses indoors and a cigarette hanging off her lip) was the best thing ever.

One of the worst things I’ve ever seen

No.

Repeat after me, everyone: Friends don’t let friends wear flatforms.

You are not owed a gift. Ever. For any occasion.

This is truly hysterical. Use it at every meal. Just you.

When I am at home alone and making pizza what I like to do is break it into frozen chunks, put it into a bowl and then microwave it until it is edible.

This. Bridal showers are for gifts off the registry. Weddings are for $$$$$ Although, I got a really nice cat tower (it was on our registry!) from someone as a wedding gift and I really appreciated it because no one else wanted to buy us cat things, even though half our registry was cat-related. We already live…

There are never enough babies to kill.

Dear Mr. Calvey,

Judith Miller went to jail for hiding her White House sources, Scooter Libby went to jail for outing a spy that undermined the White House’s reasons for going to war. By my count, that’s the only two people that have ever had to pay any consequences for this massive fuck up (save for the countless civilians and…

I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically.

And, like, the WHOLE POINT is that if you have to be extraordinary in order to get paid the same as mediocre white men, THAT’S UNFAIR.

C'mon craig. Practice what I'm sure you've preached: