Obama loves America, just not as much as Giuliani loves 9/11

I have about 500 pre-1965 American cookbooks (it's an obsession, obviously), and one is actually titled something along the lines of 'The Lazy Wife's Cookbook'.

We all know what should really happen to Marvin.

Douching with Lysol? There are not enough WTFs in the world for this.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

Two and Half Men, Everybody Loves Raymond, Big Bang Theory, Mike and Molly = GARBAGE TV

New American history curriculum:

"My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short."

No.

Geez.

Best. Program. Ever.

It's Bobbie Gentry realness.

I don't care what the haters say, it's gotten so much richer in the seasons since. The end of six ("In Care Of") might have made for the best series finale, but I have confidence Weiner will at least match, if not exceed, the achievement.

I had Sally's dress!!!!!!!!

I had pants just like Megan. I got them in the early 90s from Contempo Casuals. I had the same insouciant expression.

It's normal based on what evidence? Research? Just because she experienced it doesn't make it normal. If you can show me where it says in a academic piece that GSA is normal or even common, I'll eat my words. But this *****thank god***** isn't a majority sentiment in any way.

She was 19..I was very, very confused when I was 19. He however..

"genetic sexual attraction is normal" —- please don't say stuff like this. You follow this up a sentence or two later saying that you were an abuse victim. This is NOT normal, do NOT attempt to normalize your experience. This may be COMMON, but DON'T say it's normal. It is not ok.

OK I agree it was way too long, but that celebrity Jeopardy redux was hilarious. I was still giggling about Le Tits Now this morning.

"I think she likes sex already."