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Flimsy Burnoose
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I have a woman in my Facebook feed who is soft-focusing and photoshopping herself into an eerie resemblance to:

omg. this is officially the worst.

the woman added. Ones about "illegal immigrants," however, embarrassed her. "My feelings have changed on that subject and I wold hate to unduly upset anyone," she said.

I just sneezed and got a fun panty favor

Honestly, her music aside, she sounds pretty horrible to me. Luckily it is possible to appreciate art without having to respect the artist... I don't see why we're putting her on a pedestal here and just slightly side-eying some really fucked up comments. Meet your heroes and all.

Ooof. Yeah that race comment. I am going to attempt to touch it. I *think* what she means is that she feels like women and black men both face obstacles and discrimination just by virtue of not being white men. BUT. She probably should've said it that way, and not, you know, saying that she feels like she's also a

Whitney's brother introduced her to drugs and has said so in an interview with Sister 2 Sister magazine. So let's just all take that in before folks come in here with the "Bobby made her do it," part 2 narrative.

Is there some contest going on that I'm unaware of? Who can be the biggest shit in the history of shits, or something?

"I hate it when the president uses teleprompters but you can bet I'll blame one I was using when everyone says I'm a lunatic!"

I think this is just the latest in a long line of incidents, so it's more of a message that says "hey, Hope? please calm the fuck down."

Yes! A thousand times yes! Republicans think a fetus is this wonderful, magical, precious thing, but the moment it is born it's just another icky poor person sucking on the teat of welfare. And should that child grow up in poverty and ever commit a crime, lock 'me up and throw away the key (especially if they are in a

(because you know a Republican house and senate aren't going to be generous for special needs childcare funds).

Yeah, the shopping for shorts together put it in Penthouse Forum territory for me.

some jezzie readers, in some cases are very supportive of violence.

That was definitely the line at which i completely lost it.. if I found out my then or ex boyfriend was fucking his daughter I'd beat the shit out of him. I know I know jezzie readers aren't supportive of violence but that's fucking sick and he deserves to have his head beat in. Sorry...

"He didn't want me to see that he had an erection. Later that day, we went shopping because I had grown out of all my shorts"

Fun fact about me, my cut off for dating older dudes is that they can't have lost their virginity before I was born. JUST IN CASE.

Really?

(IT IS 2015 WE HAVE COMPUTERS AS INSTRUMENTS THEY ARE COOL.)