‘It must have been a manual.’ Says a Yank. Over here, we know how to drive using a clutch and a gear lever. Hardly anybody drives an automatic. They’re for old arthritic grannies. And people too lazy/dumb to learn to use a gear stick. There’s no fun in driving an automatic, so why would anyone? I know no-one -…

He’s in Green Wing, one of the best comedy series to come out of the UK. Home to Sue White, as played by Michelle Gomez. Genius.

That’s classified.