Maybe Mary Lee the shark will pay him a visit and have a nice meal.

In Chris Christie’s defense, if you have an approval rating of 15% and no job prospects what’s the point of NOT acting like the villain of a Depression era comic strip?

What a scumbag motherfucker - maybe we should take the NRA’s “advice.”

they are only closed to us regular jersey people, christie will be having a 4th celebration in his beach house in one of the closed parks

Corrupt? Probably. To a small extent. Look at what we have now.

I like your style.

And this is why I very rarely float into the comments in Jezebel. I have an ethnic, unusual name. And I love it. Teachers immediately tried to give me a nickname and people usually ask me 2-3 times how to pronounce it. And I still love it. Because it is reminder that in a world where black women are often devalued, my…

 I’m with you. I knew a white guy named Major, grew up with a girl named Missy. St. John, pronounced Sinjin, is a British name.

Aaand stay tuned for the worshipers who will want to correct you because she can do no wrong

Those are mostly stage names or earned honorifics, you know that, right?

My friend had a cat named Sir. It’s a very cute name for a cat. Not so much for a person.

So you respond with outrage that I pointed out how wrong what you’re saying is...by doubling down ehile acting like it’s totally cool to spout what you’re spouting.

“If I was a hiring manager I wouldn’t even read their damn resume because their name alone is some high maintenance sounding shit” you’d be a shitty hiring manager

One of Gizmodo’s trolls felt the urge to pretend as if President Obama and President Trump are similar levels of bad

I hope they dress robo-trump up just like the title image so he looks like the jackass he is when grouped with the other presidents. Maybe a live stream of his tweets from the robot, or just gibberish—same thing really.

No, No they don’t. Ignore it and it will never happen again...

Not wigged out, we just like laughing at racist, treaonous cousin-fuckers.

I am 100% sure you are right about why he had it and why he felt proud about it, but it was a massive case of “know your audience”. There is also a huge difference between knowing your grandfather helped beat the Nazis and then seeing him unfurl a GIANT Nazi flag in the house you grew up in. It was overwhelming and…

Why are we are talking about the president?

They should have just come to Washington, the Fourth Reich is getting fired up right now.