Buying the book (and numerous copies if you’re able, as someone above mentioned doing) is a small way to bother the Dotard. If it were to outsell The Fart of the Deal, he may finally have the heart attack we’ve all been hoping for.

I want to go to there.

I mean, we all already know his password for everything is Ivankas80085

I bought a phone case and the album and was in the top third of the local line, so I guess it just varies by location how much work and money you had to put into it.

Right, I’m not sure why the Verified Fan program got the level of shit it did, especially since you could earn the points through easy and free things like watching videos.

Don’t forget Benghazi, Pizzagate, and the alt-left.

I’ve been thinking a Ramsay-style end for Trump would be good... but then I felt too bad for the poor dogs that would undoubtedly end up sick from eating that rancid meat.

How about head instead?

Y’all, I saw my brother’s fiancée’s dress the other day, and while it’s no Pnina, or even that style, it’s an abomination. When I told my mom my opinion, she declared “ ALL WEDDING DRESSES ARE BEEEYOOOOTIFULL”.

If I’ve learned one thing from Game of Thrones, it’s that flaying is a rough way to go. Let’s see how The Moldy Orange likes the Reek treatment.

That’s an even better time slot than he got during Hurricane Harvey!

Things are really heating up for the winter finale of the Trump’s America show, let’s hope the back half of the season has an impeachment plot line.

Because Jez has decided to hate Taylor so she’s not allowed to enjoy anything in life, not even a healthy relationship, professional success, and her damn birthday.

Well, for Moore, the pursuit of happiness is the pursuit of teenagers.

Hey, dickhead, just like the JV cheer squad, the voters didn’t want you.

I have nothing to add other than how truly heartbreaking each of those tweets are. Those poor babies, and their poor families.

Exactly, if a man tells a lie about sexual harassment, his penis falls off. But when women lie about it, they spontaneously eject gold bars from their whore vaginas. It’s just basic science.