I think we’re all in The Bad Place.

I mean, the old saying IS “A dead girl or a live boy”, so that may be the only thing that would sink Moore for good.

Yeah, he won by a majority of by of about -2.9 million.

I wish we could just move that 27% off the world, period.

I’m picturing Melania as Cersei Lannister and Dump as Robert Baratheon now, maybe he’ll have an “accident” on the golf course soon. Fuck that caddy so he’ll do the dirty work, Melania!

I’m sure Hope Hicks already has her wedding Pinterest boards started.

I think I love this woman.

If the fact that the current “president” of the United States is Donald Trump DOESN’T offend you, you need help.

Your grandma sounds awesome!

I think if people start coming forward about Dan Schneider, he’ll be the first to off himself. Fuck all these predatory shitwaffles.

Honestly Ted Bundy had a warmer, more natural smile than Miller does.

As a fellow Pennsylvanian (I actually live about 20 minutes from Johnstown, in an equally shitty area), these people are truly embarrassing. I swear not everyone from this area is as awful as the people in that article! (Although many, many people in my neck of the woods are just as stupid and as Trumpmatized as those…

2016: So many celebrities are dying! Who will survive until 2017?

Poor snowflake men and their space spaces. :(

Literally said “BURN!”, Keslo-style, out loud after reading this. Well done!

Even for the internet, it’s pretty dark

I honestly consider the NRA to be a terrorist organization at this point.

As a someone from Pittsburgh, I’d say it’s another bastion of sanity in the state, at least in/around the actual city.

And if people call you an asshole, they’re also not wrong. 🤷🏼‍♀️