That and the mom report cards make me want to barf endlessly.

83% of men say BUT WHAT ABOUT MY BONER

I know exactly what you mean. Many guys who have sex with girls change their minds about having sex right after they come.

Yeah, no, she caught the dumb.

my tweets are GREAT, whatever

Just my gut talking here, but isn’t Jewel’s use of remiss incorrect? I always thought it meant sort of negligent and it doesn’t seem to fit that sentence in that case. Of course, I left school about a million years ago, so I’m probably wrong.

I always thought Friends was meh, but I love Seinfeld, and you can’t get a shittier group of people than those, so...

My friends talk about how much they love that show, and it makes me side-eye the heck out of them—- how could you talk about such a horrendous group of people so affectionately?! It makes me question their judgement...and mine.

I had never seen “Friends” until I started watching it my Netflix queue.

i pretended to be socially and emotionally well adjusted for awhile but convinced no one

Really? Pop ups? Fuck that.

The best picture from that North West outing needs to become a meme or something, right now! Of course being born into the Kardashian Kingdom of Krazziness leads to mastering the over-this-bitch face from a very young age.

I don’t normally coo over celeb babies, but damn if North isn’t one of the most adorable children I’ve ever seen! Just gorgeous! So anyway, I guess my answer is this baby wore it better.

Amy Shumer did a number on the dude on the right.

2 things: 1) who really thinks they can keep anything a secret on the internet any more?! 2) Seriously Penn State...just a suspension?! You should immediately revoke their status as a fraternity on your campus!

Until and unless Bruce Jenner personally confirms this information publicly, reporting on an alleged sex reassignment surgery (which is the preferred phrase, since you can’t surgical impact someone’s gender) is tantamount to genital speculation and not helpful to the transgender community or anyone else.

I totally get that they have marketed themselves for public consumption (not sure the pronounce preference here) but it seems so intrusive to be broadcasting this.....IDK-maybe I am just feeling sensitive tonight, but it just seems like this part of the journey could maybe have a little privacy.

...or this is just a gossip outlet making something up, like they do when they predict Jennifer Aniston is pregnant for the millionth time.

Eh. I don’t know if it is necessary to report Jenner has completed gender reassignment surgery. It’s not like Jenner was handed a pink pony card after the procedure.

While I think open conversations are an important part of parenting, I think it’s kind of disingenuous to claim a parent can just tell their child that the man walking a woman on a leash around the mall is just “make believe.” Kids generally know that normal adults don’t usually play make believe in public and walk…