flibertygibberts
carry on my wayward sun
flibertygibberts

OMG where is the bugging device....I just finished a bowl of Ramen, Called the College loan people to renegotiate yesterday, and my net salary in three years is the national annual average you quoted. Does this mean I have to wait 24 years for a sloppy seconds mazzer? Dude I’ll be 70 then. Oh snap.

dual exhaust ftw....

+ 1 for the color matched duck tape

You have not been introduced to my insane in the membrane Ex wife...after an hour with her and you will beg me to shoot you with that dude's Glock.

Penny loafers and white socks and the yellow bird! I miss the late 80s/early 90s!

I wish I had a girlfriend to ask. Single women my age are scarce. Single women willing to put up with my ex's chaotic intrusions are even scarcer.

Straight trade for my Hyundai?

I remember as a kid riding around in my dad’s orangish brown 1972 Ford Maverick, looking at the Monarch/Granada with envy. I was sure such a car that looked like a little Lincoln had a heater that worked. Dad used to give me an ice scraper to scrape the ice off the inside of the windows in the winter time and I crawl

I wish my ex was that hot...

Animal, FTW.

ewww you don't know where that's been...

Come on man, focus! you don’t want to probe that escort, there’s a whole galaxie of comets and meteors you can pick up, one with even better contours and can flex while in transit to Granada, Montego or escape to your secret hideaway chateau on Fair Lane. Anyway, why settle for model A when you can have a girl that

2002 Saturn SC2 that I rescued from a junkyard in a small town in Illinois...light, almost quick, won’t rust, cheap parts, 45 mpg on the highway, easy to work on, could be autocrossed on the weekend, then becomes the daily commuter, cheap to insure, still a good looking car, shopping cart resistant, mostly theftproof,

amateur, deny everything. Not my truck, not me in the pictures, truck was stolen, and I didn’t have time to report it, as I was on the mug for the day battling stomach flu

omg its either a mobile meth lab or a corpse disposal on demand

Tulsa Oklahoma, Rolls-Royce, pawn and gun shop...Haven't you always wanted .... I mean as a fetish thing or something

like shooting fish in a barrel

Almost factory fresh