why am I so turned on by women putting on make up? I think that's what I miss about my ex, watching her transform to suburban housewife, mother and accountant to a mid level supermodel. better than Sears catalog model, but not quite better than Lane Bryant. Watching her put on spanx was always a downer, to be honest.

I saw this roll up to a mall in Indianapolis, and six girls ages 5 to 10 hopped out in their zebra stripe dresses, white ray ban sunglasses and jelly shoes, a red carpet was rolled out for them, cellphones, big costume jewelry, and the parents were snapping pictures like paparazzi. omg it was awesome