Maybe she thought there was such a thing as Irish Roast?

Don't you know about the Tolentinos? They are original old money New England. Jia brings up every time we summer at his parent's cottage in mainline Philadelphia. She said to me once, while we were strolling down some slummy Barney's sale, "Does this Hermes scarf make me look like I shop at Target?". And I said,…

.....Caity?

I'm doing kickboxing and low-carbing right now. I want to smash my face into this and eat my way out like a pig.

Look at what he's eating, he's OBVI a vegebearian.

Well, no one likes eating crow.

Thank you both. I can go to sleep happy now :)

Well, maybe I'm just old and jaded. After all, it did save the bird from a grizzly fate.

Ugh, your comment is so unbearable!

God, it's an ALRIGHT video, but it's not like it's anything to crow about.

This gif makes me think that if I worshiped any deity, it would have have to take the form of a graceful mama tabby who will gently lift me up and carry me away from this mortal coil when the time comes. Am I drunk right now? You decide.

Here's the companion pict:

It reminds me of when one of the spelling bee contestants randomly dropped a Napolean Dynamite reference:

They're in a hurry. It's annoying, but that's how it is. I ask for my hash browns and toast "crispy" so they will be done right, but nothing seems to make them understand that I am willing to wait another minute to have properly cooked eggs.

I would eat the shit out of this. I WOULD LIKE IT.

i adore a good over medium egg but apparently NO ONE is capable of accomplishing this unless i'm A) at some poncey ass place paying $25 for toast and eggs B) at Bon's eating the $4 full breakfast. there is no in between. everyone else brings me either sunny side up or fried egg.

Don't burst my wishful thinking! :)

Hooray! E! isn't renewing Chelsea!