I'd be very curious about what he could do on his own. Most people here seem to think there's a greater action he could take, but I don't know that he could take an executive action that applied to everyone and not just federal employees and government contractors. Calling for a bill, I guess, but that would be…

But...I’m confused, if he’s ending this...what's his plan to make everyone straight? Hopefully he'll unveil it soon.

Me too. I’m turning into one of those people who goes, “I could be his mother!!”

I also had to take about 20 seconds to remember how he got famous. I mumbled to my dog “Nick Jonas... band... what band... hmm... not One Direction. Oh. Duh. Jonas.”

MY NAME IS JONAS

If i had a body like Nick Jonas I would literally (I am using the word in its original meaning) never wear a shirt and I live in a place with a terrible climate.

like literally what the fuck is this shit

lol. I was referring to the latter. This thread feels . . . nightmarish? I was really expecting to scroll through and see more posts like yours. Nope. What is happening!!?? O.o

This thread is bumming me the FUCK out.

Uh, all of that applies to several small girls I know. Don't be silly and assume girls aren't gross children.

whenever someone says that ("would you like fries with your order") as an insult to demean someone I cringe
what the fuck is wrong with having a job. that comment is so fucking classist and gross. get over yourself

romances "so far removed from my wildest dreams" and added that, "Anything with Fabio on the cover never mentions supporting local farmers and makers. "

That shouldn't creep you out, he probably also changed plenty of your diapers. A parent doing his job, nothing creepy about that unless he touched you inappropriately.

Great point, except that this is actually a very old story.

Says the guy typing on a videogame website. Be more stereotypical.

This is some brave shit.

I read the mother jones article and didn't bother responding because a million people had already chimed in about how the study is actually saying that your phone does as good of a job, not that the fitbit is bullshit. If you couldnt think of one reason that someone would prefer a slim, light band over carrying their…

This makes no sense. Why should she be obligated to go to elaborate lengths to hide her wedding from people who aren't invited? If she wants, she should be able to have a 300 guest wedding with the largest announcement the local paper will allow you to print. If they're not invited, call the cops to have them arrested…