I was going to try and play Devil’s Advocate based on experience (hey, it counts!), but, on IMDB, Adele actually has more writing and producing credits than Peter, although her writing is primarily TV, Peter only has 3 screenplays to his credit to her 14 - so that explanation is actually NOT A THING!

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

The Bible: It says whatever assholes need it to say.

Well this is a state that abolished slavery in 2013 and in 1970 refused to air Sesame Street on its public television channel because they thought the show’s multi-ethnic neighborhood setting didn’t reflect true Mississippi values.

“Against the Christian faith? That bitch is out of her freaking mind!”

Secede. Please just fucking go already and take Alabama, Missouri and Texas with you. Really just get the fuck outta here and leave all of us alone.

He punched a child dead in the face in public.

And might still in this climate of ugliness.

“Children are more breakable, for God’s sake.”

Huh. I applaud the effort to protect women, but it reads as weirdly sexist. Not that I’d expect better from NC.

He could’ve gotten gotten his “Racial Justice Workshop” in fucking JAIL. Believe me.

I will never get tired of seeing the Paul Robinson one. Comedic perfection.

Or like how in America bananas are seen as nourishment while in England they are viewed as aerial projectiles to be hurled at black players?

Could this just be a cultural thing?

No matter what, they are rightly fucked.

Personally I think they should claim that she was so fast that she attacked them between frames of the video like when you see video a of helicopter and the rotors appears to be not moving at all.

Black children having super human speed can be the only reason this keeps happening.

Something something Bible something?

I never understood how murdering someone on your doorstep would lead to good things in the near future. You’d think you would just answer the door, be like “nah, you got the wrong place” and move on with your night.

He looks like 2/3 of the people who live in my neighborhood in Colorado.

Uhh, yeah. have you met a white person?