/leads with a list of things you can never do for the rest of your life, like play hockey or watch Star Wars

So basically picking a date by what their genitals look like?

I’ve been a fan since I was a kid when they moved here in 1997. They gave our entire class free tickets to a game when they were playing in Greensboro before the (then) Raliegh Entertainment and Sports Arena was even built. 2006 and the Stanley Cup will always be special, and I still think about the 2002 and 2009 runs…

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

Ha ha, sure do get this reference! Yep!

Sir, the british empire was built by beards. the civil war was won by beards- the roman empire was finally forced to deal with beards (by an emperor that also needed a beard-beard no less!) Jesus had a beard (both white church jesus and likely real looking jesus.) Beards have brought us our highest highs and many of…

I’ll preface with: It’s a dark and rainy Monday morning here.

The same is true of this country as a whole; we have no idea who the hell we are any more because the future is too scary to contemplate and rather than grapple with it together as though we all have skin in the game, we’re fighting over what the past was.

Oh man, Greg! He wasn’t my roommate but showed up periodically for our infrequent D&D nights. He collected a bunch of parking tickets and complained about them to us, and we said to just pay the tickets, it’ll be fine.

I had a roommate in a house 4 of use shared right out of college. We all worked in state government position. This guy thought he was some mega stud. He’d claim these hot college girls were hitting on him.“Dude, she so wants me. Did you see the wait she was looking at me?” “That’s our waitress, of course she’s being…

Hot take: The roommate’s reaction to the pun guy was 100% warranted. 

Brandon:
He liked to strip near-naked in the background while I was video-chatting my girlfriend.

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s…

His first season, I was living in Seattle, attending UW, and watching a lot of games with my friends. It is 18 years later and I STILL remember this throw vividly. Even better was his quote that, “Why did he run when I was going to throw him out?”

There’s a pretty short list of pro athletes who really deserve to be looked at as real heroes in the world of organized labour. To my mind Lindsay is right up there with Curt Flood on that list.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

Kirk’s bottoming for Jesus

Also, Aaron Rodgers is fucking Kirk Cousins....for some reason?

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