I’m typing this in New York City, but my coastal Virginia DNA is ready to enlist. Fight me.

Please have Jordan Sargent find out for us and report back

Anybody got a link to that running list of Trump epithets?

It actually isn’t free. the ABC Apple TV app still requires a paid login.

So all of this talk about Gawker banning Internet slang and we still get stuck with "awesomesauce." GAWKER DERP FTW, I guess.

Sorry, I got distracted looking at that big polka dotted bump on Jimmy's desk.