Which one’s the sea beast? Maisie, actually. Sea beast doesn’t have to be a negative thing. A pint-sized powerhouse that takes to the sea and its beasts immediately? I mean...

Styles? Really? Dude looks like a dumpling. If you want a posh-looking Harry I suggest you look into Harry Lloyd for this particular role.

Why are you yelling? Them finding Robin & fam stupid is not a critique on your own character and preferences.

Modern people, especially young people, seem to have a problem with the concept of heroism, and rightfully so. A lone crusader doesn’t speak to us, we’ve seen plenty of ‘lone man against the evil of the world’ strongmen recently, and they’ve all been small, petty people with small brains and big hammers. With the…

Well in all fairness, Camembert cheese and a whole bunch of fermented salami also freakin’ stink, but we love them anyway.

We do, because we’ve seen enough children’s cartoon films, you know, to have that plot hammered into our heads since we were toddlers.

Right. A human child to whom everything on the planet is toxic. Who is smaller, browner, and very much weaker than even a Na’vi preschooler. And looks like one of the people who tried to wipe the blue folk off the face of the planet. The Na’vi are clearly capable of violence, and happy to engage in it to protect their…

Nah, don’t invite Vin Diesel. Dude’s a dick. Wasn’t once when he started out, but he’s hard to work with, and still capes for his co-star who found himself in bed with two different 16-year-olds at 30.
Joe can come though. The common consensus seems to be that he’s not very bright, but he IS very nice and easy to work…

Were Cavill a very famous and beautiful female actor, you’re get two responses: those who’d cape for her like people in World of Warcraft used to cape for every player who they thought was an IRL girl...
And then you’d get folk who’d grill her about the depth of her knowledge, and complain about how she’s making…

I mean, if you’re familiar with Hugo Weaving’s body of work, rapping in Elvish in a kooky-ass Lord of the Rings reunion music vid is pretty much a fun Tuesday.

Oh, the production of Foundation is fine. It’s just that it’s also spectacularly miserable TV that even Lee Pace’s impressive shoulders can’t carry. It’s not a good show. It doesn’t look good, it doesn’t feel organic, and I can only sit through so many times where a male side character tells our YA heroine that she’s…

Thena? Sure, if you love a bowl of plain oatmeal with no butter or milk.

You’re the one calling names tho.

A resounding ‘meh’ from me. Jessica was many things, but the choice to have her always crying and in distress until a short action sequence to show that she’s totally a badass after all was... well, a choice.

This article relies a little bit too much on anti-vegan sentiment when it’s quite clear that industrial meat farming and fishing very much have grave impact on our planet’s ecosystem, as well as the climate, and reducing reliance on animal-derived food is going to lessen the impact on the ecosystem. Less people eating…

....but it does, given that the phytoplankton is a massive carbon sink and an oxygenator, and if you disrupt huge parts of the chain this phytoplankton’s a part of, it is inevitably going to have global consequences?

No. Marvel Cinematic Universe’s only gay character is an extra on one movie. I’m not about to ship a lesbian with a man just because they have a pre-established relationship. Pardon for the soapbox, but just like everybody starts bleating about how ‘we need strong male friendships on the screen, they’re not gay’ even…

That Mulan 2 that no one talks about? I watched it, because I loved the first one. At one point I thought ‘Li Shang could really benefit from letting his hair down sometime’.

Then he let his hair down. Ahhh.