Joke was almost there. If only you would have chosen your cities more wisely.

What a wonderful take. Thank you for such insight.

As someone who has had a defibrillator go off, to say it feel like getting “punched in the back” is either a severe undersell, or Bob Huggins is 10X the man I am. It’s probably both.

Chone is a fun name to say. Chone. Chone.

Ah, to be 21 again. Now I’m 36 and married and on beta blockers and it takes forever to finish.

I wish all these cocks would get along.

There is no such thing as a “second favorite team.” There may be teams you hate slightly less, but that isn’t the same thing.