It’s fine, she and Jaime Lannister just have a genetic mutation where their organs are all in their legs, so they can get stabbed repeatedly in the torso and be just fine.
It’s fine, she and Jaime Lannister just have a genetic mutation where their organs are all in their legs, so they can get stabbed repeatedly in the torso and be just fine.
The claims that oh of course he wouldn’t know the worst of the Boltons always cracked me up. THEY HAD A FLAYED MAN ON THEIR HOUSE FLAG!!!
In the show, Littlefinger bargained away his most valuable chess piece to a stranger that he did not know and did not take the time to learn about. That stranger subsequently brutalized that valuable chess piece, thereby alienating her from Littlefinger forever and ultimately resulted in Littlefinger’s demise.
Obviously the problem is that you don’t need to rewrite season 8, it’s that you need to rewrite, oh, season 5-8.
Why didn't she pull a Lawrence of Arabia and attack the ship's from behind? They couldn't turn them and shoot down their own sails.
Those ships appearing out of nowhere, ambushing the only navy in the entire world that has aerial recon, was some next-level bullshit. I expect it from this show these days, but it was still jawdropping.
Yeah, that’s the second fucking time there’s been a surprise attack at sea. Sea battles don’t fucking work like that!! You can’t hide a damn fleet! Their sea-battles use fucking Waterworld logic.
Or not send scouts ahead to see, oh, if maybe there was someone hanging out waiting for them in the part of the world they haven’t visited for months...? No wonder they lost an entire ethnic group in the last battle, these people have the military planning ability of a bag of marshmallows.
Seriously, where is Euron getting his naval information, and why does Dany not even have remotely the same level of info??? Euron has managed to know exactly when and where she’s going to be THREE times now, and she can’t even manage a scout? SMH, it makes no goddamn sense.
Man, this show just can’t get out if it’s own way. Three quarters of this episode was good. Alliances were fraying in ways that were at least understandable. The reveal that Varys and Tyrion knew who Jon was already, or at least Varys seemed to. Need to watch that scene again. Varys basically turning on Dany. Then...…
Classic D&D, having Sansa tell the Hound that if she hadn’t been raped for months she wouldn’t ever have been able to be a skilled politician.
This whole season is bad fan fic. GRRM IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE..
I dont know, it was a great performance from Gwendolyn but she went from stone cold ser brienne to " Jaimie don't leave me..." In less than an hour. Just because she got a little action? It just seemed very out of character
Yeah, there’s a difference between “reinforcing a theme” and “resorting to deus ex machina in order to artificially pad tension”
It’s less mistakes in war strategy (last episode took the award for that) and more where the fuck did Euron’s fleet come from? On a clear day at sea level you can see to the horizon. On top of that, Dany was airborne, increasing the distance she could see monumentally. Somehow Euron’s ships were just... there.
Drunk Lady and Discount Jack Sparrow is still a comedown from the horde of the undead.
Total bullshit. This place should be called Mendy’s.
Here is where I’ll probably get flamed, but there were so many aspects of her story that sounded unrealistically entitled and just, frankly, willfully unaware. Grace describes going BACK to this man who had just gone down to her, and FULLY NAKED, “...sat down on the floor next to Ansari, who sat on the couch, she…