You’re not Gandalf, you are a millenial, or at best, on the cusp of Gen-X. Some of us were gaming on the Atari 2600 while you were in diapers. Some of us haunted video game arcades in the 80's and enjoyed playing Space Invaders, Donkey Kong, and Pac Man when they first came out, then went on to be the original PC…

‘Kids are never allowed to have anything scary’, so you think it’s cool that they un-scary this for the kids. Are you drunk?

People have no shame these days. Why should they re-invest the money they earned on the first one when there are countless idiots who think giving them more free money is somehow noble. The problem is that so few people are willing to call them out for being greedy beggars. That’s what’s missing. I’m all for indie…

After accusing your mom of being crazy again, I’m surprised they still allow you into their home. I wouldn’t. You’re dangerous to them. You’re going to get them locked up in a nursing home, or worse.

Someone got triggered.

There was no explosion, so seatbelts and the ability to swim easily accounts for their survival. It’s not rocket science.

A truck with a greenhouse, then another truck with a greenhouse, then a car with a greenhouse. No, I refuse to google it. I know very well what a greenhouse is, and it doesn’t drive down the road. Pick a better word for what you’re trying to describe - greenhouse is taken, and has a real meaning already.

Devs who make more money charge less for games. This has never been true. Your argument is misguided.

No credibility? You’ve got no credibility. Smart warned everyone this would happen, and he was right.

Unsurprisingly, people also look suspiciously at adult black men who go out trick or treating on Halloween. All adult men in general are viewed with suspicion when participating in children’s activities.

You used all those words to say you won’t watch the new Ghostbusters and thus you must be a woman-hating misogynist. That’s how most people here will see it, the same way they see AVGN’s video, despite it’s real message.

Why wouldn’t anyone believe what you just said wasn’t your real thoughts? You put it in writing and published it. Literally. I hope someday someone quotes you as having said that.

Most people just don’t think like you. A meme is a meme. No one owns it. No one cares. If there’s a watermark mucking it up, someone can do the world a small service and photoshop that blemish off before sharing it, and people would be grateful, and no one would care who made it at all, because it’s just a meme. Haha,…

What’s really backwards is that opponents of SJWs are often liberals. Most anti-SJW spokespeople are very, very, liberal. It’s because SJW ideology takes super-liberalism and inverts it, twisting it to openly support sexism and racism, and actively opposing freedom of speech. What’s happening is actually the opposite…

Welcome to the 21st century. Welcome to the Internet, newfriend.

This is doublespeak, and you aren’t forced to buy into this new definition - the definition that’s in the dictionary is still valid, more valid, I’d say, since it’s been the actual official definition for centuries as opposed to months. Don’t be so easily swayed by weird, word-changing agendas.

I think you’ve just got SEO on the brain and see it in everything. You don’t need to point it out though, it’s weird.

You say stupidest isn’t a word and yet we’re using it. It’s a word. You lose.

Someone told you driving was a luxury privilege and you believed them. What if they told you walking was the same? Would you just stay in your house, or would you realize that they’re lying to you, just hoping you’ll go along with it?

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