Ha...all those in favor of Hands-On Science inspired by Coachella meet me at recess behind the shed...

The Opus Dei-ites are INCREDIBLY SCARY. For those folks who love having a sense of faith as enriching and connective, this is about as far away as you can get from that definition. The Catholic communities that revolve around this are so insular, so virulently dismissive of non-believers and so friggin' righteous of…

As a little girl, my daughter used to say she wanted to be "da emproper". She is still somewhat frightening.

Thank You! Being a "townie" from Cambridge, I cannot tell you how insulting this is. I, along with several family members, have worked for the University. I've had family members graduate from the school. But, the overwhelming number of students who treat locals with contempt, is I think part of the "Don't you know…

I like things that make me smile and laugh, especially if they are utterly random and stupid. This meets all my criteria for wonderful.

I want a Mutt versus Tabby final. Because when they win, all breeds win. Except for the cartoon ones.

There will be laughs aplenty when Disney reveals that there is no "Rebecca Black" but it is really Emily Osment getting her own spin-off all Hannah Montana-style!

Ah, but his defense would be that she was making moves on him...because everyone knows young boys don't lie about sex stuff!

So now we know that the only thing certain in life is taxation?

I want to tear James Franco down. I will start at his waist. Backlashing will be an extra $50.

Yeah, marriage - I can see why it's considered too sacred to let just anyone consider it.

I wish Dr. Ruth was my extra grandma who gives the BEST presents. Also, Damon Lindelof should never, ever apologize for anything LOST.

remus lupin FT "werewolf" win (also, because I get to use the "Werewolf? There wolf" line from Young Frankenstein)

All My Children will forever be fondly placed in my heart because my74 year old nana, who loved her "stories", was watching Erica one day (around 1978) turned to me and said, "That Erica is a...is..a..bitch!" and then went furiously back to her crocheting. It was the only time I ever heard her swear. Oh, tv - what…

I can't be the only person hoping for "A Real Spice Girls" season of reality bliss. Anyone?

Maine Coons are the best cat. Ever. They trill, they chase, they cuddle, they retrieve, they can keep you warm. Best. Cat. Ever. Calicos are only 2/100th shy of being as perfect as Coons. And, I love how my friend's dachschund curls up on me when I'm getting reiki. So, they are the only small dogs I truly like.

The Diggs-Menzels are pretty fabulous. I forgive him for not loving me.

I think of him as a cockdouchicle neo-fucktard. When I think of him. Which is only when someone else makes me notice his existence.

I use my bathing suit as an emergency Spanx substitute. Yes, I have no boundaries.

Sorry, it's not humor if people aren't laughing. A good shock joke is great but it has to be perfectly timed. This was not. And, worse, he tried multiple times and failed. Material, delivery and timing. This had nothing redemptive about it.