As long as Spencer and Heidi don't show up on DWTS, I'm content to let the celebutrainwreck of sparkly D listers move forward.

Where do I put mine on order for Obama's January 2013 re-inauguration party?

I work with two folks who are Wiccans but it isn't a generally known fact that they've shared with everyone. They don't want to be hounded by the folks we work with who would obsess over their "weirdness".

@fatchickintheTARDIS: yes to this. Although I sometimes also supplement with "hoopdies"

I bumped my own children off of my screen saver for this.

I wish I had a lighting guy. I wish Dina Lohan would start having visions and go live in a cave. I wish Hillary Duff would go live in Canada and slip away into obscurity. I wish Suri Cruise could be a normal child.

Without sweatpants, my baby kitteh would be kneading my naked flesh. I know that would hurt. Thank you sweatpants!

@ShakespeareWasAGirl: oh god, I just had a vision of a Levi and LiLo hook-up. And they can take Baby Palin-Johnston out and it can be on the cover of People. And Bristol and Sarah can be on the Us cover stating "Hollywood cannot have this Mama Grizzly's baby!"

@doit2julia: Princess Antrim

With all of the wonderful options that we are lucky enough to have available, I would backslap anyone I loved enough to invite to my wedding if they complained about the food.

I have no good reason for it but Kenny Chesney gives me the creeps. I can't help but think he's a few small steps up the ladder from being all "a-hum" like he's all Slingbladey.

"Mr. Sheen, why yes he's two doors down from Mr. Spector and opposite of Mr. Blake. Step carefully though - you don't want to upset Mr. Gibson, he's been a bit tetchy lately"...unfortunately, this will never come true.

Jon Hamm seems like a wonderful guy who gets that life is far more real than fame. I hope he continues to enjoy his journey. I will continue to enjoy imagining him showing up with flowers, chocolate and a hot, burning desire to own me body and soul.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): can we add "or have done to you" - Master Yoda would approve.

So, Heidi got the purification crystals in the split?

I move slowly, deliberately up and down the aisles. My eyes are registering only products labeled "new" or the even more enticing "improved". They go into my cart. I am helpless to not buy them. This is my zen moment. Then I buy some stuff for my family that they probably need. I have to guess about that because…

@Miss Anita Manbadly: I love the pocketed reply. I've been hanging onto "God ruined a perfectly good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth" for forever (as I cannot use it during parent conferences).

@TheFormerJuneBronson: The Flame and the Flower!

He recommended pie as the ultimate love gift (a simple one like blueberry though, not something "complicated like lemon meringue")

@lalie (apologetic mess): amen!