That’s because this article is 0% substance.

Alternatively, Audi is saving millions of Americans from horrendous repair bills that only the Swiss would put up with if they actually drove their cars out of warranty.

Does it come standard with Geritol and Ensure in the center console, or is that optional?

Because it is the cool thing on Jalopnik to hate on current BMW’s. Even though BMW is one of the few companies to still offer manual transmissions on a good portion of their line up and a buttery smooth inline turbo engine. The people that hate the on the current M cars probably have never driven one and probably…

There is the “S-line” trim level, so you could have a TT “S-line” vs a TT-S.

I’d definitely go back to the dealer and see what they’ll do, given that they gave you a car that wasn’t as advertised.

I guess the upside is that this certainly makes Elvis’s death seem a bit more dignified.

Doug, you are a smart man, I get that doing dumb and ridiculous things in cars is your schtick.

How many other presidents would’ve made the same decision to go to war with the same/better/different intelligence?

But it does kind of chip away at the justification for calling them “evil personified” or wishing for them to burn in hell, as many commenters here are doing.

I like how the Bush administration’s decision to go to war is blamed on their incompetence, deceit (of the public), and/or ulterior motives. But the real question is: How many other presidents would’ve made the same decision to go to war with the same/better/different intelligence? I’m willing to bet that quite a few…

Well, he don’t eat meat, but he sure like the coke. MATTY MAUK, SHE’S A VEGETARIAN

What you are referring to is semi-automatic, not automatic. FYI revolvers fire at the same rate as a semi-auto pistol. Both chamber another round when one is fired.

“ pulling of the trigger moves a round into place” = “chambers a round each time the trigger is pulled”

I disagree. Automatic pistol should mean a pistol that will fire all rounds if you hold down the trigger. Which would be super illegal. Semi-automatic pistols, the common legal sort, chamber a new round automatically but only fire one round per trigger pull. The two are extremely different.

That’s not true at all. You are describing SEMI-automatic weapons. Automatic weapons (which are illegal to own without a class III firearms permit) cycle a new round and continue firing until the trigger is released.

The car in Dukes of Hazzard taught people about the history and perils of slavery?

Part 1 - agree.

Repealing helmet laws is pretty much the core thing the AMA tries to do. If you want to support an organization that actually gives a damn about the health and safety of motorcyclists, support the MSF.

“Racist”. Buhu... He said some nasty words, that don’t make one a racist.

Stop reading Gawker.

So dangerously stupid that he has positioned himself (numerous times now) to make massive amounts of money from a show he plays a major role in writing, directing, and producing? I bet if he was extremely liberal, all of his insults and jabs would be “Cheeky and funny” but because you make $9.50 an hour he’s a lazy…

I found her CDL Instructor.....