Oh, man, I stand corrected. I just thought I was original and funny, then I see gems like this one:

No cruise. I can get Norwalk virus and go over to my mom’s house to vomit amongst annoying senior citizens without spending a dime except for gas and Pedialyte, thank you very much.

Glad we could make your day man! :)

Nah man, the Syclone was a whole new angle. That joke was avant garde and you know it.

Option #3: The “Sta-Cruise” — Stay at home, eat something rancid that will give you food poisoning, and splash raw sewage on the walls.

Option #2: Don’t go on a cruise. They’re all terrible and trap you indoors with the worst humans on earth and then you get 2 hours where they dump you and the rest of your scum-of-the-earth boatmates into some tourist trap where everything is expensive and anyone there who’s a local hates you for ruining that area for…

16 other people got it. I’m okay with that.

I’m trying to figure out how he’s a “lifelong GM owner” if he got rid of two Mazdas to buy this........

GM really started the “GM truck out-Ferrari’s a Ferrari” thing with the Syclone. I think they overdid it this time.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo Ferrari. Also, I didn’t know Ferrari made a pickup truck.

A: It’s only been a week. That rep that called you back has fairly limited power and is mostly only good for getting you in touch with the local dealer. Welcome to the customer facing side of corporations! Sucks, I know.

GM, now with more Ferrari!!

My issue with Wayne is that all he seems to care about is making money. He buys and sells cars like they have no soul, and that is not something I can overlook. Some of his customers are greedy douchenozzles as well.

This is as good a place as any to vent this—-it’s been building up for a while. How does “What’s my Car Worth” feature someone as knowledgeable as Keith Martin alongside this little chode, Josh? Is Josh the producer’s son? Is he Keith’s son-in-law? Is he blackmailing someone? SERIOUSLY, WTF? He doesn’t know jackschitt…

I actually don’t like Mike Brewer, I think he gets way more credit than he deserves.

I was driving to and from San Diego from the SF Bay (about 900 miles round trip) every other weekend so saving gas was a (admittedly stupid) priority at the time.

Any decision that ends with “I ended up with a Cavalier”, was a bad one.

Ok, I’ll give you that they probably won’t be worth any less a year from now, and maybe a little more, but that’s baseless speculation to say “WAY MORE”. The car market has (finally) shown some signs of slowing down just in the last 60 days or so, and with the end of QE and interest rates slated to rise this fall, a…

Tons of things make then $15k magical. Very few things make them $45k+ magical.