Knew about Autoweek but can’t say I’ve ever heard about the molestation part.

LOL...I figured....had to ask after I read it last night.

So were you the X4 M40i driver that Satch Carlson called out in his Roundel article yesterday? #AutoJournalistFeud

yeah, “quickest” is probably a better descriptor.

“Drifting is a motorsport”.

5 cylinders

Those aren’t “Airflow” seats, they’re Flofit seats. A nice, reasonable facsimiles of Recaros of the era.

You’re a pretty good mind reader. Can you tell me what I think about the lunch I’m going to eat next Thursday?

Does it come standard with Geritol and Ensure in the center console, or is that optional?

ahhh, gotcha. That is a difficult situation then, sorry!

It’s an S-line. You bought a car with the S-line trim option, (which is a several thousand dollar option). Not a TTS. Even Audi dealers mix up the distinction sometimes. I’m not one for defending shady dealers, but it sounds like you were an uneducated shopper, buying from an uneducated seller, and probably paid…

Some valuable words of wisdom come to mind here that my grandfather taught me: “Don’t want no shit, don’t start no shit.”

I guess the upside is that this certainly makes Elvis’s death seem a bit more dignified.

God, this was so dumb, and wonderful, all at the same time.

Like I used to say when I lived in Charlotte (for 10+ years): “Nice place to live, but I wouldn’t wanna visit there.” Clearly Doug has heard the line too.

The Panthers gave this guy free tix to the Super Bowl..........for being drunk...........and uncoordinated..........and an idiot. What a great country.

Yes, in addition to the dangers of taking out mortgages from fat men in white suits and tying sticks of dynamite to arrows.

Pro-tip. Buy stock in starter manufacturers...any starter manufacturer.

Amen.