Based on personal experience, BMW bike reliability (not car) > Honda Reliability

lulz...stereotype much?

So who’s going to choose this over a BMW F800GS Adventure (that actually comes with knobbies and is within 8 horsepower of the Honda) for $13,695?

Actually, it often is......I know BMW used to have “pull ahead” programs where, if your lease were ending within a certain timeframe of a new model year coming out, and they wanted to move some inventory, they would completely drop the last 3 months of your lease payments when you leased a new one.

I know, I know—-forgive me for not being able to resist recycling an old lawyer joke.....I appreciate the intent and scope of what you wrote.

Dutch approves of this message. You think he could have gotten Gorbachev to tear down the wall if he had carted him around the ranch in a Ford Ranger?

“How To Spot A Shady Car Dealer”

1990 Honda Accord....you might not love this car, but I’m not sure how you can not like it.

It costs $30k to get your car burned to the ground now? THANKS OBAMA!

revised title: Dealer does their job properly, at a reasonable price, DeMuro doesn’t get enough attention.

Yep

Wonder what it will bring at Mecum—-it’s been on eBay multiple times now and never met reserve.

Eh, at least it’s more entertaining than drifting.

Easy:

Dammit, came to make Maldonado joke, but too late. Nice job, +1.

What are you talking about? It looks great. It looks so much better than the last generation of Impala. I rented one the other day on a business trip and it was fantastic. I never thought I’d say this, but I could see myself buying an Impala now.

And Aaron, to balance out my critique, I couldn’t agree more on #6. You just KNOW that stupid actress sat in her apartment doing that damn monologue in the mirror for a solid month, thinking she nailed it, when in reality it is pure nails on a chalkboard.

With all due respect, in regards to #9——Norm MacDonald is one of the funniest people on Earth. Not knowing who he is and appreciating his style of humor says more about the observer than the observed.

#1 - I wouldn’t use “all”, but every car function I attend in my area (PCA, Cars and Coffee, BMWCCA, etc) is pretty much a big swordfight.