I don't want to live in a world where this doesn't inspire an Airwolf remake.

A DISSENTING OPINION! BURN HIM! HELP! HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!

1) People who are intolerant of other cultures.

Good Lord.

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

Leading the pack of my "first world problems" pet peeves are lists of anything that say "you can buy item X for only $X!!!!" and then you go to the eBay link and that price is only the current bid (for and auction that's ended with reserve not met, no less), not a buy it now price or a reserve-off current bid that…

He probably just parked it in a garage until the number of stars went back down to zero——that's how most career criminals get away with stuff like this.

That's where you are wrong....if they had come to Jalopnik, they would have stumbled across a Tavarish article saying "For the price of a crappy minivan, you can have this Maserati Biturbo!", and then they would have been in an even worse situation.

Nice price indeed, but one nerdy tweak to the write-up.....the V10 was primarily engineered by Chrysler, with Lamborghini only helping with cooling and some other subtle tuning.

What awesome times we're living in that I was able to look at this and think, "lame".

Unless they had a northeastern aka "yankee" accent, then it was by design and they laughed their asses off when the last diner left.

At this one place where I was a cook (4 star place, generally pretty nice), this new fry cook comes up to me one day and says, "Hey, uh, I have a question for you.......Chicken.........is it considered beef or pork?"

10—-This is necessitated by carmakers having to account for the lowest common denominator who will invariably be purchasing their cars. A blanket CEL is more likely to make Muffy take her 320i to the dealer for service than a "Camshaft position sensor" error message will.

I'm glad to explain to those not from the South. We're generally helpful people, and many in our midst (especially in Dallas) love adding lift kits, winches, and rock sliders to vehicles that are driven primarily in paved areas with no more than a couple hundred feet of elevation changes.

In other news, people outside of Russia now using dash cams.

Wait, you mock the Fiero while pimping the 300ZX? Wut?

When I read the title, I completely expected another DeMuro article. HA! See what I did there, Doug?

Follow up article: Why do women always think men think they like them?

In Soviet Russia, tire stab you.

I'm confused....if the charge is rampant nationalism causing bias, in the case of the Evora shouldn't we be examining the Malaysian automotive press?