Great info—-thanks!

This actually made me miss my time in the restaurant industry, when petty crap like this was the extent of my serious real-world problems.

Okay, okay—-fair enough...I'm playing the semantics game. If you're disallowing homologation specials, here's my alternate "best 911" submission. 1994 Turbo 3.6

Very good—-that's the street version, so indeed, not a race car.

Don't blame me. Take it up with the Weissach folks who called it a 911. I go by Porsche's nomenclature.

So I have no problem with this kid or his review. I just wish he didn't sound like a butch Fran Drescher.

Ahem

As vapid as these presenters are, is it now verboten to compliment someone on their pigmentation? I'm just trying to keep up.

So they're all buying Teslas? Cause that's the only way to buy a car direct from the manufacturer.

Ha! I actually agree——I just replied to someone else that the e39 M5 was my preference but I listed M3 because it was more Jalopnik.

So starting from the agreed premise that the S2000 is a sweet ride, I'll take your statement point by point:

Yeah—-I don't think you could lose either way. I've owned the e46 M3 and the e39 M5, and I have to say I actually prefer the M5 as the better all around car from the 2000's, but I chose the M3 because it seemed a little Jalopnik-universal.

Look no further.

With all due respect, if you're gonna choose rather run of the mill stuff, that would lose out to this:

Short answer: No.

Understood....my (admittedly small) sample size was with a BMW dealer and a Land Rover dealer. The BMW service advisor refused to even interact with the warranty company, saying it was on me to "settle up" with them after I had paid for repairs out of pocket, and the Land Rover incident saw me fighting with a…

My pleasure. Presently, there's a predictable paucity of positively perfect pizza puns for public purview.

To prevent polemics, the pepperoni preferring pizza populace pontificated that practical pie procuring procedures preferably be predetermined.

You guys got the pics mixed up....looks like you found pics of the latest Mitsubishi Eclipse.