Good theory. So a fat person who punches a skinny person should get a longer jail sentence than if the reverse. 

And the Jalop Asshole of the Day goes to…

This is a well-written advertisement. It’s all bullshit.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the dipshit spent all of the money on “lifestyle choices” and won’t pay back a cent. 

When the first one hits BaT, you’ll be proven wrong. 

As an American, I must state that losing the worlds largest floating Chinese Buffet (all you can eat for $3.99!) is a global tragedy and international crisis, and I shall be in mourning until I find the second largest and gorge myself on General Tso’s.

Seconded, comrade. 

Doofus, they use grams and kilos over there.

#60 Suburban made in Texas

Billy (the fat one) died on a motorcycle in 1979.

ThhNYPD heard the call, and they did a Herculean task to get rid of these loud, intimidating and dangerous and illegal dirt bikes and ATVs that are on our streets. For years, we’ve witnessed what happens when they go under control or we do not enforce. They continue to grow over and over and over again.

$1.75m and I have to put the bullets back in myself?

We didn’t want you here anyway.

Apparently the biggest downside to the new Bronco is highway wind noise - it gets complained about often in Bronco reviews.

And you only purchase what you use?  You don’t have anything in your life you enjoy?

Another solid reason for a high horsepower special license endorsement; if you aren’t certified, you can’t race. 

Unfortunately for Texans, we call that a small truck. 

It’s good marketing that gets your products in the media and drives “excitement”. Then you fail to deliver anyway (see Maverick, Bronco).

Ladder seems functional.